I found something black inside of three cats. It (the unidentified black object) moved mechanically and made several sounds that cannot be spelled onomatopoeically. Soon after touching this black thing, which should not have been in any of the cats, several tendrils slithered their way from it and began to close the wounds on the three cats that it resided inside. In several moments, the three cats were fused together and moving once again, although their (its) movements were jarring and awkward. Instinctively, I placed the tri-cat inside of a cardboard box that formerly contained a dehumidifier. This allowed me to effortlessly transport the tri-cat inside of my domicile where I could observe the tri-cat in private.

Once inside, the tri-cat no longer moved. This concerned me, though not to the point where I would seek outside attention. I turned on the television, though it didn't matter much since I do not have cable. Instead of watching the snow that barraged every channel, I flipped the power to my VCR and placed the movie "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi" inside of it. The television displayed in large green letters "PLAY", however it was to my embarrassment that the credits had begun to roll. It was then that I rewound the tape and attempted to play it again. Success made me a bit giddy, and so I sat down to enjoy my video tape. Shortly after the movie had finished, I checked the box which held the tri-cat and to my surprise, there was only one cat. The three cats had apparently combined and transformed into one larger cat. I took the large cat out of the box and fed it. The cat will not leave the house. I have named it Balthazar. It is a good cat.